Mr.Truth2
09-06-2005, 05:45 AM
1. You can enjoy a Beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine Beer.
4. Your Beer will always wait patiently in your vehicle while you play baseball.
5. When Beer goes flat you can toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A Beer will never get jealous if you have another Beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer lables come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a Bar, You know you can always pick up a Beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
14. If you pour a Beer right,You'll always get good head.
15. A Beer will always go Down easy.
16. You can have more than one Beer a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a Beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to Pop a Beer.
19. Beer is always Wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand Equality.
21. You can have a Beer in public.
22. A Beer doesn't care when you come home.
23. A frigid Beer is a good Beer.
24. You don't have to wash a Beer before it taste good.
25. If you change Beers you don't have to pay Alimony. :D
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine Beer.
4. Your Beer will always wait patiently in your vehicle while you play baseball.
5. When Beer goes flat you can toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A Beer will never get jealous if you have another Beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer lables come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a Bar, You know you can always pick up a Beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
13. A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
14. If you pour a Beer right,You'll always get good head.
15. A Beer will always go Down easy.
16. You can have more than one Beer a night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a Beer with your friends.
18. You always know you're the first one to Pop a Beer.
19. Beer is always Wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand Equality.
21. You can have a Beer in public.
22. A Beer doesn't care when you come home.
23. A frigid Beer is a good Beer.
24. You don't have to wash a Beer before it taste good.
25. If you change Beers you don't have to pay Alimony. :D