Border Patrol/OTM's

[rmorales]

A BP agent is on duty. He spots 2 OTM's and runs them down. They show him their papers. Like all BP agents he thinks they are phoney.

He tells them, o.k. I have a test for you. I want you to use the words: cheese & liver in a sentence.

So, the 1st one says, I made a liver and cheese sandwich for lunch.

The agent says, that was good, you can go. What about you? he asks the 2nd guy.

He says, liver alone. cheese mine.

I know it's been a long day so here is a little humor to end the day and start the evening with.

[anotherlife]

That is too funny!

[sifuzhenz]

That is too funny!



May 28, 2006

With Illegal Immigrants Fighting Wildfires, West Faces a Dilemma
By KIRK JOHNSON

SALEM, Ore. — The debate over immigration, which has filtered into almost every corner of American life in recent months, is now sweeping through the woods, and the implications could be immense for the coming fire season in the West.

As many as half of the roughly 5,000 private firefighters based in the Pacific Northwest and contracted by state and federal governments to fight forest fires are immigrants, mostly from Mexico. And an untold number of them are working here illegally.

A recent report by the inspector general for the United States Forest Service said illegal immigrants had been fighting fires for several years. The Forest Service said in response that it would work with immigration and customs enforcement officers and the Social Security Administration to improve the process of identifying violators.

At the same time, the State of Oregon, which administers private fire contracts for the Forest Service, imposed tougher rules on companies that employ firefighters, including a requirement that firefighting crew leaders have a working command of English and a formal business location where crew members can assemble

Read More: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/28/us/28fire.html?_r=1&th=&oref=slogin&emc=th&pagewanted=print

[sifuzhenz]

That is too funny!



May 28, 2006

With Illegal Immigrants Fighting Wildfires, West Faces a Dilemma
By KIRK JOHNSON

SALEM, Ore. — The debate over immigration, which has filtered into almost every corner of American life in recent months, is now sweeping through the woods, and the implications could be immense for the coming fire season in the West.

As many as half of the roughly 5,000 private firefighters based in the Pacific Northwest and contracted by state and federal governments to fight forest fires are immigrants, mostly from Mexico. And an untold number of them are working here illegally.

A recent report by the inspector general for the United States Forest Service said illegal immigrants had been fighting fires for several years. The Forest Service said in response that it would work with immigration and customs enforcement officers and the Social Security Administration to improve the process of identifying violators.

At the same time, the State of Oregon, which administers private fire contracts for the Forest Service, imposed tougher rules on companies that employ firefighters, including a requirement that firefighting crew leaders have a working command of English and a formal business location where crew members can assemble

Read More: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/28/us/28fire.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin

[eagle4ever]

BORDER PATROL ARE SUPPOSE TO PROTECT THE BORDER ..NOT THE MEXICANAS THEY R DATING.

[Evie]

HA!HA!HA! Gacha!! But funny!!! :D

[energy]

BORDER PATROL ARE SUPPOSE TO PROTECT THE BORDER ..NOT THE MEXICANAS THEY R DATING.

You like men in Green Uniform, con garrote grande. Pretty soon there will be more uniformed men in town NG. orale.

[eagle4ever]

You like men in Green Uniform, con garrote grande. Pretty soon there will be more uniformed men in town NG. orale.

NG?? NUTTING?????? YA ME SACASTES DE ONDA.
A MAN IS A MAN IS A MAN... REGARDLESS OF WHAT HES GOT ON. I GUESS ENTRE MAS VIEJO MEJOR. I WOULDNT WANNA PULL A MARY K LATURNO.

[energy]

National Guards to ? the BP. Ay chiquita asi me gustas!