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Old 03-10-2006, 01:07 PM
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Laquitha Marrow Or Barbara Hanush?certainly Not Debbie Moses Right?
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:24 PM
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I might know ya. ask eagle4 if i do or not. she knows it all. is her name lola? spread eagle might have gave it away. i married a fly from q town once. biggest mistake in my life. embarressing to be honest.

Ya never know I lived there most of my married life. Is who Lola? Maybe ur ex fly was related to my d/a ex. lol
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Old 08-09-2008, 09:26 PM
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Subject: Fw: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large
and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He
then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the
jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space
between the sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends
and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only
they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house
and your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into
the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the
golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and
energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that
are important to you.
'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend
time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with
grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to
dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house
and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things
that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer
represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.'
Please share this with someone you care about.. I JUST DID
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:51 AM
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Subject: Fw: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large
and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He
then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas
between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the
jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space
between the sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends
and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only
they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house
and your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into
the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the
golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and
energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that
are important to you.
'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend
time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with
grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to
dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house
and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things
that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer
represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.'
Please share this with someone you care about.. I JUST DID

I want a beer now.

And that was a really cool story.
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Old 09-19-2008, 04:51 PM
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I actually had a beer yesterday, and I don't even drink beer.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:16 PM
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Thumbs down Nasty experience @ Mary's

I had a pretty bad experience last time we went to Mary's.. haha one that we will never forget. So, after church everyone goes to Mary's Cafe. we sit and this teenager comes to take our order. He is sick and constantly wipes his nose with his arm as he is taking orders. then all of the sudden as he goes around the table he is taking orders and looking down at his pad, a stringy moco yoyo's down his nose hole and he snorts it back up... NASTY!!!
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Old 09-23-2008, 02:43 PM
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GAG! UGH,! There is NO response to that!
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:10 AM
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Yep, I would say that is nasty.
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