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Laquitha Marrow Or Barbara Hanush?certainly Not Debbie Moses Right?
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Ya never know I lived there most of my married life. Is who Lola? Maybe ur ex fly was related to my d/a ex. lol
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Subject: Fw: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. 'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. 'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.' One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.' Please share this with someone you care about.. I JUST DID |
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I want a beer now. And that was a really cool story.
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I actually had a beer yesterday, and I don't even drink beer.
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Inside this tired, old body beats the rebuilt heart of a babe-Zune Somewhere; something incredible is waiting to be known! I've never met an interesting person with a foul mouth-Marilyn Vos Savant |
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I had a pretty bad experience last time we went to Mary's.. haha one that we will never forget. So, after church everyone goes to Mary's Cafe. we sit and this teenager comes to take our order. He is sick and constantly wipes his nose with his arm as he is taking orders. then all of the sudden as he goes around the table he is taking orders and looking down at his pad, a stringy moco yoyo's down his nose hole and he snorts it back up... NASTY!!!
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Romans 12:1-2 I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service. And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God. When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak, and pray for strength to carry on. |
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GAG! UGH,! There is NO response to that!
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Yep, I would say that is nasty.
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